Local Republicans Commemorate Life of Queen Elizabeth with Replica Guillotine

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BOOZER CREEK, NSW: The Boozer Creek Jacobins have constructed a replica guillotine in Sir Les Patterson Park to commemorate the recent passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, according to a representative of the group.

Joggers and families in the park were left bemused on Saturday as local Jacobins, dressed in classic French 18th century clothing and red caps, began knocking up the monument, which featured a carving of King Charles III’s likeness at the bottom and “Pemulwuy sends his regards” engraved across the top of the steel blade.

“We felt that expressing our grief and sorrow through a monument, a permanent reminder of how the monarchy has been viewed in this country by its people since the First Fleet’s arrival, would really help us process this moment in time,” said Jacqui Blanqui, a Jacobin. “Nothing could be a better tribute to the relationship between the Royal Family and the working classes of the entire Commonwealth, one of deep emotions and a desire to be head… of state.”

A rally was called to officially recognize the monument by local pro-republican leaders, and among the speech makers was Peter FitzSimons’ bandana.

“I hope it’s not working,” said a prominent local figure who did not wish to be identified for this story. “We haven’t voted on my development proposal to turn the homeless shelter into high-end apartments at council yet!”

A public holiday has been called for a National Day of Mourning on Thursday. First Nations people have already organised a barbecue, a pop-up bar and a concert featuring Baker Boy and A.B. Original in Sir Les Patterson Park to mark the occasion.